By Jenner | October 14, 2010 at 01:30 AM EDT | No Comments
I'd like to say Happy Halloween; Kim Kardashian has just smuggled in a pumpkin. When I saw these photos on Perez I thought "NO Way". There is no way that these are in W Magazine and she posed only semi-nude in Playboy. "Semi" as in pearls that had been strategically placed to hide her wendy and cover her chocolate chips on her chest. Good for her for showing all the ass haters that this is in fact 100% real Armenian booty and P.S. can you hold my drink? This is definitely not a case of butt augmentation. Butt implants sit high on the glutes. They're like Booty Pop but cannot be tossed on the floor while a flat ass climbs into bed. I mean Booty Pop has got to be a real let down for the guy/girl who thinks they're going home with some donk. Oh I'm sorry, is that your ass on the floor?!
Say what you will about Miss Kim but it takes some balls to be photographed completely naked and let me and every other human being take a crack (no pun intended) at making comments on her dairy aire. I applaud you, Kim, with my golf clap. Well done, Happy 30th in your birthday suit and Holy KARDASH-O-LANTERN!!